Yikes, The Rangers Kinda Suck: Eric Staal Edition


After my friendly review of Rick Nash’s performances, I don’t think it would be right to completely leave out Eric Staal, who I let by with a very brief mention. I did mention the important part: Eric Staal is technically more worthless than Rick Nash.

Now, I was going to wait for a while to see if E-stall was going to start getting upgraded minutes, so we could get a good look at him trying to make a last gasp at marketability. But the Rangers ended up getting slaughtered today, and it doesn’t look like Staal plans to contribute in this series.

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Those are Eric Staal’s numbers in the playoff series against PIT going into today’s game. How is this possible? We’re talking about a guy who is getting over $8 million this season (a bit over 4 of it from NYR). Wow, but E-stall is not living up to ANY pay at all.

We were destroyed by PIT today, 0-5, in what may have been the most pathetic playoff game I have ever watched. E-stall was nowhere to be seen. He ended up with a -1 rating, but he at least took 66% of his faceoffs. I just can’t understand why we gave up two 2nd round draft picks and a prospect for this. Really? Another Captain jumping off his bandwagon, this time from Carolina.

It doesn’t feel as bad in the case of Staal because he will be gone as a free agent after this season, while we will be stuck with Nash for another year. However, there is some hope we could trade Nash to some suckers, since his no-trade clause is limited.

It’s sad that we gave up so much of the future because we thought E-stall was going to make some miracle happen at this point in his career- just from getting a change of scenery. But that is what we did, so now we pay the price.

But did Eric Staal really have to be this bad?